Welcome To My Bitchin' Kitchen Funny Cooking Apron, Black With Two Patch Pockets And Extra Long Ties

$10.95


Premium Quality Apron For Home Cooks:
Made from a polyester and cotton blend, our kitchen aprons resist stains and splatters which makes washing easy. Also, it comes out of the dryer virtually wrinkle-free without ironing. No Fade, No Shrink.

Full Coverage At A Reasonable Price:
Right at home in the kitchen or on the grill, our chef aprons will protect your clothes when the cooking gets messy! This black apron is 23 inches wide and 30 inches long (not including the ties) and provides comfortable coverage for all.

Cool Convenient Features:
Two large patch pockets for easy storage of cell phone, recipe cards, utensils and much more. The extra long 40 inch ties can be tied in the back or front. The adjustable neck strap provides added comfort.

100% Satisfaction Guaranteed:
Protect your clothing with style! Whether you're tending the barbecue grill, baking a batch of cupcakes, or everyday kitchen cooking, you'll look and feel just like a professional chef.

Shipping from United States

Processing time

1 business day

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

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  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges

Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery

I don't accept cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

Conditions of return

Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

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