Depressive I Hate Insurance Funny Apron & Halloween Costume

$12.95


OUTSTANDING FABRIC QUALITY: Our chef aprons are made from a strong polyester and cotton blended material measuring 30 inches wide and 34 inches long.

EXTRA LONG TIES: This bib apron can be tied in the back or wrapped around and tied in front. A true multi-purpose kitchen apron with exceptional features.

ORIGINAL APRON DESIGN: Before ordering, please note that this is a parody of the insurance company commercials. All images are printed on the apron.

FUNNY HALLOWEEN COSTUME: Dress up like the insurance lady's evil twin SLO! Use simple make-up ideas like darkening your eyes and messing up your hair to create a DEPRESSIVE look.

Shipping from United States

Processing time

1 business day

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

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  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges

Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery

I don't accept cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

Conditions of return

Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

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