Funny Black Kitchen Apron House Rules Apply Cooking Aprons

Funny Black Kitchen Apron House Rules Apply Cooking Aprons


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Novelty black apron In This House 2 Rules Apply.

- Classic bib apron; 30"L X 23"W
- Made of 65/35 black poly cotton twill
- Durable 7.5 oz. fabric; Two patch pockets
- Adjustable neck strap for added comfort
- Extra-long 39" ties with reinforced bar tacking

With full-size coverage at a very reasonable price, our aprons are one
size fits all with 100% commercial wash ability. We offer many popular sayings in a wide variety of themes. Express yourself at your next BBQ, picnic, or party! Also, a great gift idea for anyone that cooks! Create an upscale look regardless of your cooking experience!

Working chef wear that works as hard as you do! Comfortable and functional, these aprons are well fitting and ready to take on any task in the kitchen or on the grill. Protect your clothes and at the same time be stylish when cooking.

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1 business day

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

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  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges

Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery

I don't accept cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

Conditions of return

Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.