Humorous Black Chef Apron I'd Have To Kill You Novelty Aprons

Humorous Black Chef Apron I'd Have To Kill You Novelty Aprons


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Funny Chef Apron I'd Tell You The Recipe But Then I'd Have To Kill You

This apron is 34"L X 30"W, 65/35 poly/cotton twill fabric with extra long self-ties to withstand everyday use. Made of quality 7.5 oz. material, it features reinforced bar tacking with no pockets.

With full-size coverage at a very reasonable price, our aprons are one
size fits all with 100% commercial wash ability. We offer many popular sayings in a wide variety of themes. Express yourself at your next BBQ, picnic, or party! Also, a great gift idea for anyone that cooks! Create an upscale look regardless of your cooking experience!

Working chef wear that works as hard as you do! Comfortable and functional, these aprons are well fitting and ready to take on any task in the kitchen or on the grill. Protect your clothes and at the same time be stylish when cooking.

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Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery

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The following items can't be returned or exchanged

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  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
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Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.